- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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