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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

SEX

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

David Cameron

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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