Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

women's rights.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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