- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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