- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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