- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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