Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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