- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

if you don't like this you're gay

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

quantum physics?

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Apple hates Blackberry.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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