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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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