Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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