- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

I have read the terms and conditions

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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