- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Cripples are lame.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.