- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Andoni was here

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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