- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

These Jokes suck.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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