Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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I wrote a funny joke.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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