What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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