whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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