Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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