CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Weaner

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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