Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Your big dick.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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