What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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You idiot.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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