Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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This is an anti-joke.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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