- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

My cat just died.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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