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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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