Rush Limbaugh

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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