Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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