What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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