- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Corn Muffins

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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