- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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