- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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