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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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