nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Tilt your screen back

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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