- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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