Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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hi

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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