Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Feminism

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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