- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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