- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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