What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Cheese

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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