Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What's better than a stick? A stone

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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