- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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