Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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