What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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