- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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