- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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