- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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