Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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