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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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