How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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