Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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