Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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sky silverstein

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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