- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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