Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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