what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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