there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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