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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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