a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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