- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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