- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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