- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

My spelling is horrible

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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