What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Chris is hairy

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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