Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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women's rights.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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