- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

If life gives you lemonade.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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