- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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