- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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