- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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