How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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