what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Balls

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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