Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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