Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Cripples are lame.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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A hill billy went fishing

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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