Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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