- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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