what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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