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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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