- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

read this sentence again.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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