- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A muslim paints Mohammed

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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