- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??