A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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