- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Michael Brown

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Lil Wayne

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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