A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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