- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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