- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian with a big dick.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

i saw amango it splootered

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

batman farted so hes retarded

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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