What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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