- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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