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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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