Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Dyslexia ruels!

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

why girl die cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

bite me

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Rush Limbaugh

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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