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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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