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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.