What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

haha black people :D

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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