A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why are white people white? I don't know

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Tilt your screen back .

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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