- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

womens rights

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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