Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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