A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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