- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

There was once a man who lived in a box.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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