- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9+10? 19

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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