So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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