When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Yellow People !!

Jesus Christ

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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