Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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