- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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