- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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