- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Drew Knowles is gay

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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