Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

You know what's cool? Yep.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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