- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??