- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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