Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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