- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's 1+1? 69.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

A house comes around the corner.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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