- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

* anti-punchline

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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