- Anti Joke

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.