- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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