- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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