- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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