What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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whats green and lives in the water

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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