There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Bitch

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Denard Robinson

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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cool

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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