A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

He--Hey guys

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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