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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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