Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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