- Anti Joke

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!