Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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