if you don't like this you're gay

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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what is 3+3= 8

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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