Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

He--Hey guys

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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