Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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i'm hard

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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