What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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