- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Potassium? K.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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