How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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good looking women

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Poop...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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