Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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swag

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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hey guys im gay

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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