roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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