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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Urban ghettos

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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