- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Gay rights.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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