whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

All of these jokes are about white people

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Women's Rights.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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