curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Anti Jokes = Drained

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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