Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Rylan Clark

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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