- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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