Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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