The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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