- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A house comes around the corner.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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