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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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