- Anti Joke

What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

You having friends.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic