a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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