did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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