An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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dallen loves penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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