How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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