How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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