- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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