Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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guess what? bannanas

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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