Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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