If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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i'm hard

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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