- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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