Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Do you play piano? No

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american idol

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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A blonde dies Lololol

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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