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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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