- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

why did the blue berry cross the road

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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