- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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