- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

womens rights.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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