Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Anti Joke

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