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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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