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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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