What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

like if your cool

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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