what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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my penis

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