It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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