Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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