- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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