How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Half life 3 confirmed

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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