Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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