What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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