What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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