How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

I'm homeless.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

My spelling is horrible

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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