- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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