Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Chris is hairy

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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