Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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