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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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