- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Women.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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