- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

someone called someone else a frog

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Coldpaly is a good band

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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