- Anti Joke

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.