Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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