- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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